1. |
Headband
04:48
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Hey look at me
I'm wearing a headband
isn't that neat
it's red or green or something in between
I don't really know what it looks like cause it's on me
hey maybe you could tell me what you think
what do you think of my headband
I'm rockin a headband
yeah it's really neat
don't you wish you had one
I've got a headband
and I am rocking it
rockin a headband
I've got a headband
yeah it's a motherfucking headband
where is your's
where is your headband
I wear a headband
in the daytime
or sometimes at night
when I go to sleep
I'm wearing a headband
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2. |
Listen to this
03:14
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I'm going away for a very long time
and I'm not coming back
just so you know it's not my fault
it was you yeah you yeah you yeah you yeah you you you you
you are to blame for all my problems
you made me go away
and now I'm really afraid
and now I wanna behave
like a normal person
who likes stuff
and who isn't afraid
and doesn't have to listen to you
yeah you yeah yeah you you you you you you yeah you suck
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3. |
There's Nothing to do
03:04
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There's nothing to do
there's no where to go
I could go to your house
and we could have a beer
you could show me everything
you used to do
but now that I'm here
we could talk about this
what the hell just happened
why are we here
there's nothing to talk about
there's nothing to say
I heard about your uncle
that he went away
and hes never coming back
what do you think about that
what the hell just happened
why are we here
what are you trying to prove
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4. |
slow death
02:20
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You are gonna die some day
its gonna be a slow death
maybe you didn't hear me
I said you're gonna die
for all the right reasons
and I know why
but I'm not gonna tell you
cause you suck
you dumb fuck
you're gonna die
a slow death
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5. |
Applesauce
04:20
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Each day it gets just a little bit harder
but I think I am a little bit smarter
now that you won't pretend I ignored
all the warnings and all that affords
can you remind me again
what am I supposed to do
won't you tell me
what am I supposed to do
I dont know do you
well maybe we could do something
or probably anything but that wont work
we need to do something now you stupid jerks
you prepared for this your entire life
now what are you gonna do
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6. |
That's Not Cool
04:14
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He felt a wave
overcome him
it was always
something slower
it felt good
flying around
opening holes
in the sky
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7. |
What I See
02:32
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No one ever said I was good
except for me
and now I'm gonna do it for free
let me tell you something
I don't like what I see
but for some reason it's in front of me
like a duck in a pond
I ice skate
nothing helpful I agree
but when I leave here you will see
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8. |
That Was It (yeah)
03:28
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We left at 5 and punched the boss
we left without saying goodbye
came back later in the middle of the night
searching for a whole bunch of nothing
what did you find
was it a surprise
or something else
in the back there's a parking lot
everyone hangs out there after work
they get drunk and act like jerks
but yeah it's a great group
did you leave
or stay for a while
did it make you tired
on the way back home
we stopped off at the store
we picked up some other stuff
and yeah that was it
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9. |
Murder Rock
04:40
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10. |
Crime
05:56
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I'm McGruff yeah I've had it rough
I live in Rockville and I'm a tough guy
I got arrested for growing weed
and planting seeds of injustice
I'm a crime dog
I do crime
I'm a crime dog
I write songs and do psas
but don't believe a word I say
those kids hanging out in your parking spot
pounding beers a smoking pot were with me
I broke into your house and took your keys
we went for a joy ride in
now I hate to break this to you but there is no crime I won't do
I'm a crime dog my bite is worse than my shit on your sidewalk
but you should'nt talk what do you do
are you just like me I'm a crime dog
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11. |
A Round of Applause
03:04
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You deserve a round of applause
for every little thing you do
you made your bed
two days in a row
you wore out your welcome
when you slept over three times
but that was last week
and you forgot to go home
and now we don't speak
you seem like you don't care
about anyone but yourself
what have you done for me
what have you done to humanity
you stand out in crowd
because you smell like shit
maybe you should leave
and then we can breathe
a sigh of relief
it's time to go
it's time to go
it's time to go
it's time to go
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12. |
Too Cool To Talk
03:54
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13. |
It's Insane
03:44
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Doin the same thing
over and over
its insane
doin th same thing
over and over
its insane
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14. |
I Will Win
03:53
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It's a shame you don't know how to play
but this isn't a game
it's something I have to say
something lame it's always the same
we always stay the same and nothing ever changes
that's just the way
and then we break
and then it gets fake
and then we speak
it's always a mistake
to drive across the country
just to get baked
it's insane to pretend
you are feeling anything at all
when you fall
when you fall
when you fall
I won't catch you
I will win
I will scrawl some crap on the wall
it doesn't say shit
but it's made of it
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15. |
Road in the Desert
04:11
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The sun went down
on the outside of town
in the middle of the desert
his car broke down
with nothing around
he started walking
along the road
his feet were aching
but he kept going
nobody drove by
the dusk was perfect
so was the sky
after an hour
it was pitch black
and he could see off in the distance
a light faint and flickering
so he left the road
and walked across the sand
he stumbled through cactus rocks
and sagebrush and fell down an embankment
into the river
the current was strong
it swept him away
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16. |
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I'm so pissed off
I'm gonna write a song
It's gonna be good
and it'll be too long
so shut the fuck up
and listen to me bitch
I've got a few things I want get off
yeah this is it
this is the end
the world is so fuckin stupid
everything sucks
and that means you motherfucker
why don't you turn this off
you're not good enough to listen to me
do this
and another thing
fuck you dumass
why don't just get the hell out of here\
and leave me alone
I'm doing this song it's a good
but it went on too long
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17. |
Complete (Waste of Time)
03:36
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I almost made a mistake
I erased everything away
and started again but fake
and now no one knows what I am saying
not even the pope could have hoped for this
something really good is all I'm saying
the plain truth is instead of
and buying in to this loose crime
can only make a complete waste of time
and now no one cares what I am meaning
not even an idiot could understand
how to ruin this land
and you wont even try
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18. |
Hazy Afternoon Sun
04:24
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19. |
nothing ends
03:04
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all my life
I never wanted to do anything twice
that's a lie and I don't know why
I just said that
this is the best
I've ever done but who won
the one who did it or the one who's done
and you might think
I'm dumb well how come
you never thought I would win
in the end
no I don't believe in anything
yes I can read your mind
maybe we can't find a way
to make it easier
and yeah that was it
it was all just a waste of time
can't you see all of my crimes
made you do nothing
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20. |
Lou Reed Above Ground
03:35
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I'm lou reed
and I'm walking down the street
in New York City
but what the fuck
where did everybody go
where did everybody go
where are all the pimps
where are all their hos
where is my man
where is my main man
does anybody know
what happened to all the good times
what's going on
why am I here
what am I on
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